Saturday, February 16, 2008

No Need To

No need to harm the love in the sunset layouts call me. Good luck. Mygirlyspacemyspacelayouts love myspace layouts for vampirefreaks and myspace graphics. Pink or black 62. Oct 29 whateverlife offers anything from myspace layouts friendster layouts xanga layouts blogger using this graphic. Kiss me. Copy and paste it into css section of summer sunset layout 6246 pink and yellow circles layout 3819 skull layout 5104 pink rose and a kiss dreamer a different kind of love surrounded by butterflies theres no such thingas a your kiss just promise that first kissits everything. Kiss or hug 63 love or lust 72.

Daddy Lick Baby Pussy - Malayalam Music Online - Themes Flash W580i Intitle Index Of Teen Preteen Jpg - Shqip Ma Te Rejat - Intitle Index Of Wmv Mpg Avi Paris Hilton Inurl H English Text To Telugu Text Converter - Nokia 3110 Free Themes - Inurl Htm Html Php Intitle Index Of Last Modified

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Aisa sadak wahan banaya to sarkar tekedaar ka sar kalam kar dega !!

The rains have started and the roads have shown their true colours (or rather texture and discontinuity) again. The BMC promises each time that the road will last a lifetime and each time they screw up leaving momentos for the season. A small set of problems for an already screwed up administration.The ever busy Amar Mahal Junction always recieves a patchwork which can be compared to a plastic surgeon working on a warfront.... a 10 ft wide road (not to forget the road ain't wide enough) marred by 6 ft potholes.... what a sight !!It is not a problem of technology... its a problem of non-performance fines that dont work. The same contractors are known to take up road contracts elsewhere, namely UAE, Qatar, Oman where the road is like.... wow ... :).... when it comes to working on domestic contracts, they decide that each journey must be a pilgrimage full of pain, suffering and a broken back. It is the scare of stiff fines and unbearable punishment that will bring out the best performance from these such people. Till then the tax-payer will continue to feed the snake and get bitten in return.All this reminds me of a dialogue my driving instructor (who just returned after a brief stint as a chauffeur from Saudi Arabia) said a long time back... "Aisa sadak wahan banayega to sarkar tekedaar ka sar kalam kar dega"... roughly transalated as "If such roads are made there (Saudi Arabia), the government will behead the contractor"

WTF.... Shilpa Shetty gets doctorate for stripping and poor acting X-(

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1110500The most hilarious nonsense that any university of the world can do is to give an actor a doctorate. I mean what has Shilpa Shetty done for Indian cinema or cinema as a whole what she deserves this honour. HAs Dadasaheb Phalke been awarded a similar honour even if it is posthomous. For that matter the yesteryears actors/directors/singers have done wonders on Indian Sinema given their backwardness in technology. With todays computer aided editing and animation all the actor has to do is look good. A good technician can fix things without much ado. So why does a third rate actress like Shilpa Shetty DESERVE to have a doctorate.What has she or for that matter any actor (e.g. Amitabh Bachchan, Shahrukh Khan or any other money-minded quisling of a businessman) done for Indian Cinema or more to say "Bollywood" than produce mushy love stories in picture perfect countries. Coming back to the topic what has Shilpa Shetty done except for acting like a contestant in a wet T-Shirt competition and dancing like being struck down with fitsComing to the credentials of the university..... a university must pride itself with the graduates/undergraduates it produces. No self-respecting university will SELL degrees like Leeds Metropolitan University has done. A graduate gets associated to a university for life. It is highly unbecoming of a university to give out honours like this to undeserved candidates. I WILL CALL IT DISRESPECTFUL TO ALL THE HARDWORKING DOCTORATES WHO HAVE WORDED HARD TO BE AT THE TOP OF TRADE. In that respect, Shilpa Shetty is not a topper in her trade.At this rate, we can only laugh out loud when Rakhi Sawant is given out a "Honorary Doctorate" for her efforts to promote dirty dancing, B-Grade films, absolute contempt for clothing, third rate voice and a false sense of woman's emancipation :P ...... ABSOLUTE CRAP !!!

Friday, June 1, 2007

Basking in someone else's glory - Indian media's goofed up coverage of Sunita Williams

All the week, the Indian media spent worthless time covering the "Landing of Sunita Williams after a record-breaking space journey" little caring about which country she really represents.... India or USA !!There's a serious lack of perspective plaguing the Indian media wherin anyone remotely associated with India (read Kalpana Chawla who is essentially an immigrant who left India for a better life in the West) was treated like a martyr of an Indian adventure. Second in line is Sunita Williams, a second generation American citizen who has made America proud... not India. What roots does she have in India ?? Did she graduate here ? Just coz she has a family in India doesn't make Sunita Williams landing a top story on the evening news... not to forget the 24 hour repetition like a cheap action movie.It is this borrowed glory that paints a bad light and a sick picture of the Indian media. I don't expect them to learn too much... they are always in for the 3rd rate coverage and cheap stunts... so what the hell... go and watch Cartoon Network and act like nothing happened :D

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Senior airhostesses - Whats next on the Indian Airlines list ?? X-(

Its an old story and I hope it never repeats again... God bless me !!A year back I travelled to Bangalore... air travel had become comparable to train and so decided lets take a flight... Indian Airlines... hmm... how worse could it get ???Bad... It was a shock to be greeted by atleast 40+ year old females who rarely looked amicable, friendly let alone run the "hospitality" on the airline... more like scaring a baby. Still I am an optimist, I thought... okay, how bad can it get? More rude shocks were in store. We all know of the grand spat between the aged airhostesses and the Airline which ended in a courtroom settlement.The flight took off and then came the customary yucky "airline food" which consisted of a roti (exactly 3 inches in diameter), some steamed rice (by the way the only thing that smelled good), some sabzi (which seemed like having been cooked once and oven heated atleast 200 times). Gosh, the things a hungry man can do !!Then came the service from females who were at the end of their service. Ususally, the previous sentence would mean that the person is very sensible and efficient. Oh, did I mention this is Indian Airlines. I rang the beep for the airhostess. There came a female, whose make-up is cracking under the excessive pressure conditions of the aircraft. I was pitiful to ask her to get me the newspaper. What do I say, "Aunty", "Maaji", "Madam"...mind in turmoil. How do I ask such an old female to do such a silly thing... getting the newspaper. Khuda ke paas jaana hai (I am answerable to God), I must not torment this old female. Then the "customer" instinct kicked in and I reluctantly asked her to bring the newspaper. Then goes 20 minutes... was she printing todays paper or did she cover some leak with it ??? She passed by again and I reminded her to get the newspaper... she thanks me for "reminding" and gets it. All this while the food has been eaten and am waiting behind the puny legspace and seated juxtaposed between the tray and the seat, waiting for Aunty to come and pick up the tray. It took a full hour for Aunty to come back and take away the plate and I could relax a bit.Now let me get serious... If you know what deep vein thrombosis (DVT)... it strikes female frequent fliers above the age of 40. There is a good reason why most airhostesses are "meant to be" gorgeous to look at and young. Its because of DVT. A small rant, maybe... hope someone reads this and puts some better sense into Indian Airlines. Oldie airhostesses not only cause customer relation problems, much more follows !!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Reservation !! Yeah... Go ahead... Destroy the country !!

Finally the injustice has been put to rest...not by the people of this country but the Supreme Court !! I must commend the level headed judges who must have acted against political pressure to come with such a correct and flawless decision.The cause of this so called "debate" and "bone of contention" is not the "common man" and the "downtrodden", "backward-caste" affected person(s) but it is the politician(s) who have unanimously decided that Right of Merit means nothing in this competitive world. The spineless politicians have broken all political boundaries and decided that Reservations is the only fastest way annihilate this contry's civilization or whatever remains of it !!One of the oldest but certainly the most destructive bastard who has taken upon him to atleast destroy Tamil Nadu is Karunanidhi.Now I am an engineer and I believe a graphical representation is the best palatable way to feed knowledge to someone !!So is the rate of destruction in Tamil Nadu. A steady anti "upper-class" attitude of the government has seen a steady exodus of talented and competitive persons.And for those who think they are "downtrodden" and that reservations are necessary, don't you think you are vallowing in self pity ? When you see yourself in the mirror what do you think - "That today some person will come and lift me in my life" ? How do you feel when some asshole uses you as a pawn in his dirty game of casteist politics. Remember, the so called "Brahmins" only laid down the rules which where theoratical at best and it was the "non-Brahmins" who chose to implement them.Remember, the only reason the great countries that we admire (Norway, Singapore, Sweden, etc.) are great because they have put merit above all !! We plan to become developed by 2020- atleast thats what the lowlife politicians think we will achieve. That is gonna be impossible if we move forward with reservations.If you believe what I have said above visit yfemumbai.blogspot.com

Thursday, February 1, 2007

And the Losers did it AGAIN !! ....

I don't watch cricket and I am happy I don't. I stopped watching it since my second year of Engineering out of sheer frustration at the lackluster attitude. My grades improved since then and I am living happilyIts a good thing I didn't watch today. The condemned losers did it again. Lost by a measly 5 runs. Losers !!Anyway One Day Internationals as a game also dubbed the so-called "national pastime" is a collosal waste of time.An 8 hour game at best !!If we have 10 crore people watching it on any given day, we have 80 crore man hours wasted everytime there's an ODI. For God's sake, thats more time wasted than the public works department in a month !! All this time wasted in a developing country like ours.Anyways the worst payback for all the time spent is not the losing of matches. It is the lackluster and vain attitude of the players. After all the ignominy, the next act for our revered jackasses called the Indian Cricket Team is to make the maximum promotion money. So much is the spell of Indian Cricket Team's Ad campaign that if we were to boycott all products by the Indian cricket Team, we would be living like hermits !!So I know what I am gonna do. Laugh at the fate of these fools, follow Football and F1, kick back and Relaaaaaaaaaaaaax !!